Ranting Attempt #2

All right! As you know, Agent Orange Peels  accepted my challenge for the rant contest. I will try once again! Ready…Set…Go!

Hello people of iPeed.wordpress.com! Huh…That’s sooo strange! We have to write “WordPress” after writing “iPeed”… That’s strange! Oh, and Agent Orange Peels? I watched 24 the other day. It was the episode where Jack Bauer had to complete a certain mission in 24 hours! It was awesome! He was sooo close to dying! And CNN can suck my Chow Mein Dinner Noodles! I mean, come on! How old is Larry King, 238?! (No offence though, just trying to make this rant longer) And what’s up with all those slurpee flavors? There’s Cappucino, Gatorade, Crush, Cola, Pepsi, and Pina Colada! What, are you TRYING to get little innocent obese kids drunk?! And what about the mind-sucking McDonald’s?! They have the… Well, you know… The… Rice…Cars. Shut up! You try thinking of an imperfection for McDonald’s! Ooh! I found an imperfection for McDonald’s! They have NO imperfections! Yes!  And what about airplane flights?! They annoy me A LOT!!! It’s really annoying. I mean, sometimes, they don’t come with pillows or headphones! It’s truly annoying! I guessing that this rant is probably longer than Agent Orange Peels! Why are rants so weird? Why am I typing this rant? It’s stupid! Almost as stupid as how my Cub Car Race got postponed! (J.k.) And what about Nintendo? They are selling out WAAAY too much! Nintendo Energy Drinks, Gummies, Backpacks, Wii and XBox Stickers, and what’s next? Nintendo Lego? Jeez! Why am I failing in school? Why are there so many breeds of dogs? Why do birds fly? Why did Chris Brown beat up Rihanna? That was only one mistake! Chris Brown is so young! He has a whole life ahead of him! He has soo many fans! Why should he deserve to go to jail? It’s not fair! And…DING!

All right Agent Orange Peels! I’ve beaten your Rant! Try to beat me! I bet you can’t! I have a Word Count of 336! Hah! Beat that! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

Agent Yeti Droppings, out!

My Bigger&Better Rant

I stupidly agreed to Agent Yeti Droppings stupid idiotic mental BRILLIANT challenge that he made up sleeping on a stack of that stuff they put in those mattresses that he sleeps on why would he do THAT????????? I MEAN THAT’S JUST STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!IT’S LIKE EATING TOFU WHILE WATCHING SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE WITH YOUR CAT NAMED FLUFFY TINKELESON! That’s just weird. Also, did you see 24 the other day?? ‘Cause I definately didn’t. I was watching CNN!!!!!!! THEY WERE TOTALLY TALKING ABOUT NEWS!!!I WAS LIKE WHAT THE MAN? WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT NEWS ON CNN?ISN’T CNN A COMEDY CHANNEL? I WAS SOOO UPSET I WATCHED MORE CNN.Then the Movie Channel showed Sleepless In Seattle so I got my cat Fluffy and and ate some tofu.

-Agent Orange Peel

Ranting Attempt

OK, fellas. I saw Agent Orange Peels Post on WordPress.   I’m gonna try to rant almost as hard as him! (Trust me, nobody can out-rant him. At School? Rant, rant, rant, rant.) Ok, so…I’ll rant on cheese. (Inhales) Why do they have so many kinds of cheese?! There’s Gouda, Mozerella, Parmesan, Cheddar, and Swiss! There’s waaay more but I can’t cheesin’ name ‘em all! See? That’s why we should only have 1 type of hackin’ cheese: Yeti Droppings Cheese. SEE? DOESN’T THAT NAME HAVE A NICE ZING TO IT? MAKES YOU WANNA BUY IT, HUH? Oh yeah, and who would want to eat Thousand Year-old Cheese? I mean, Aged Cheese? Blech, no thank you! I mean, that’s sick! There’s probably mold all over it! Ugh…I feel like barfing now…Well, I’m thinking that I Out-Ranted Agent Orange Peels. So, Agent Orange Peels, I have a dare for you. I dare you to make a Rant that’s longer, more random, and more annoying then mine! Start typing, Agent!